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Below are links to some videos I've created. I've classified them into categories, but
most of them are pretty funny. The best by far is the Herpies Commercial,
so be sure to check that one out. But check out the others too:
In the near future we will be publishing these videos in DIVX and QuickTime formats as
well (I'm still learning about video editing and publishing!) In the mean time, WMV offers
a decent compression ratio, and I can play them on my Linux box, so you'll just have to deal
with WMV for right now :)
Random Stuff
New: MythBusters Spoof
The Discovery Channel is having
a contest for spoofs of their own shows. Below is what we entered:
We think it's pretty good. It has been viewed more than any other video on this site,
even though we had not created a link to it until just now!
Random Stuff
All New - The Crate Story
This is Entertainment This Afternoon's behind the scenes look at our very own
Crate.
This is the first of many Behind The Scenes episodes we have planned. Stay tuned for more...
Commercial
Cokioes Commercial
This is a simple commercial for new Honey-Nut Cokioes, the breakfast cereal that gets you
pumped up for the day! Based on an old radio commercial we did in the past:
- Cokioes (512 kbps WMV) [2006-09-09]
Hear the original Cokioes radio commercial by clicking
here. Also see our old radio station website here.
Random Stuff
One that makes me feel like I feel when I sniff glue...
Just a montage of crap set to I Want A New Drug... less than a minute long.
Video
Drunken Guy
Hopefully the first in a series, Drunken Guy can't find his driveway. Once
he makes it in the house, he has an accident...
This character is nice, as it can be played by just about anyone. The hat, sunglasses,
and huge down feather coat make this character easy to replace. In fact, in the
above video, Dave (Crate) plays the indoors guy, and I (J-Man) am the one driving
the van... even though we are at least 100 pounds different... ;)
Outtakes
Outtakes from Drunken Guy
Here are the outtakes from the above video; we decided to wreck my minivan into
a tree for effect, not expecting to royally fuck it up! This is just some of the
raw video we shot and used to put together the Drunken Guy video.
Note that there are no outtakes for the indoors part; what you see in the video is
the entire take, all done in one single take. Hopefully there will be more in the
Drunken Guy series in the next few weeks.
Commercial
Herpes Commercial
We did a spoof of the many Herpes outbreak prevention commercials
you see on TV these days. It is hilarious, but possibly not for younger audiences...
- Herpes (512 kbps WMV) [2006-09-04] (By far, best video here)
Be sure to watch the outtakes from this and the next commercial below.
Commercial
Vagiclean Commercial
Here is another commercial spoof; the name should say it all:
Yes, the name Vagiclean was stolen from the movie Me, Myself, and Irene.
In fact, parts of the voice-over are taken directly from the movie.
Outtakes
Outtakes from Herpes & Vagiclean Commercials
Below is the outtakes reel from the above two commercial spoofs. Not for
younger audiences as much of what is said is worse than what ended up in
the final commercials!
The above was filmed because my sister (Alexis) and her friend (Sara) were visiting,
and we got bored. We decided to film what would ultimately be some kind of
feminine product commercial spoof, and I managed to put together two out of the
footage we obtained.
You will notice that most of the dialog was off-the-cuff, made up on the spot.
Alexis came up with a lot of the better dialog, usually without having to think about
it. She's kinda smuckin' fart like that sometimes...
The weather said it was supposed to rain all that day, but as you can see it
was sunny all day. We went down to the pier and managed to come up with all
kinds of goofy footage...
Random Stuff
Montage
The next one is new as well; it is simply a goofy little montage of video
footage I had at hand. It's only a couple of minutes -- check it out!
We got bored and decided to put the camcorder in the fridge; that, and some
other random footage, makes up the video above.
Though I mentioned that this was new, it's actually one of the first ones I've
uploaded. I only started playing with video production about 8 days ago now, and I've
had so much fun with it I plan to release a LOT more videos in the near future (and,
restructure this web page to be a little more friendly).
I'll have more montage-type videos in the near future, now that I am quickly aquiring
many gigs of raw footage to play with...
Random Stuff
Karaoke Fun
This one is of Davey,
a friend of mine, singing Barbie Girl. He of course didn't know this would end
up on the Web, but he should have known better... ;)
After I posted this on MySpace, it became somewhat popular, with a few hundred
views in a couple of days. Dave insisted that I pull it from MySpace, so I
reluctantly removed it. I will keep the video here, however...
Random Stuff
Dance Party
The next one is also Dave, though he now wishes to be referred to as Crate so that
people do not see his real name. He's dancing with a few things, and I then kick his ass:
I was going through some music beds (royalty free music clips that you often find
used in TV and radio spots), and he heard this one and came up with the idea for
the above video.
Random Stuff
I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ocifer
My sister wanted to see the stupid maniquin head I attached to my truck, so I taped it for her.
I also added her drunken laughing for fun. I am aware I am probably spelling Maniquin incorrectly.
I know, it's stupid, but I was just starting to learn the Vegas video editor,
and decided to have some fun with it.
Random Stuff
Don't Put This On The Interent
My sister asked me specifically not to place the following on the Internet, so I did:
Never ask someone to not put something on the Internet -- because if you do,
it will find its way there one way or another...
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